Thursday, July 7, 2011

100 best ways to end it .... university of freshology

Boy : I am busy don’t ping me a lot.
Girl : OK I wont
Boy : U don’t need me anymore , I think u r nt happy with me. U don’t have anything to talk to me. Leave me for ur good. wanna see you happy.

Boy : Are u like all other women who demand gifts ? I am not very expressive will that be fine with you ?
Girls : Yeah, I don’t want them .
Boy : I could never make you happy like others or make you smile by gifts like others , leave me for ur good. I wanna see you happy,

Boy : I love you.
Girl : I know , me too.
Boy : But I think love is not enough to make a life you need understanding .
Girl : we will build it with time.
Boy : I don’t want you to be hurt after marriage it so better we end it now.Go find someone who cares for you unconditionally , not like me you see.

Boy : This is not the right attitude to do things
Girl :I am sorry , I will change myself.
Boy : No one should not change for someone , its not right. Go find some one who can love you the way you are , I don’t deserve you.

Girl : I think you should wear that.
Boy : I don’t like guided , don’t hurt my ego.
K lesson boss !!!
Girl : Letz go ..
Boy : you hardly care for my body or how do I look these days . I don’t even matter. I am not the right person. Lets breakup find someone better .

Boy : I think you are really wonderful superbly sweet and awesome women to be with . You don’t deserve a man like me . Please marry someone who can cares for you. leave me for ur good. I wanna see you happy,

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

anna fad ...

A few friends of mine had been calling it the same.. A fad, it’s fashionable to participate, be a part of the online bench revolution by plunging more likes on FB or tweeting updates. A few came up with the idea that a new bill would never help gain anything. More or less the independent body itself will become corrupt and hence lose the integrity of the whole check system.
Another dear friend came up with the strange idea of educating people; the change can begin from there only. But start with a simple question? How many of us were taught to be corrupt while we were kids?
One doesn’t learn from education , had it been the case people would never mug Newton’s law and then become a java professional and then end up in procurement jobs after a CFA ….( Street…pun intended ).
We learn from what we see .So when I see my birth certificates t, my voter Id ,the passport for my client project from Infy all come by paying an amount , I say *** all the lessons I have learned and stop the crappy shit of morals . India is like that and shall remain the same …hopeless, restless and worthless. All I need is work, earn hard and save my family as much as possible. I want to live, am no martyr.
Then what for those who were not as lucky as me …Corruption has eaten them and made them sick as well. Go a remote area in Janggir or Bastar …you may know what happens on the other side. We pay to basic necessities, they pay for natural rights ….right to survive .
I don’t know if Mr Hazaare is correct in his sense. I have no clue if he will win. No wars are declared when results are obvious. So even I don’t know if he will win or not what holds as the repercussions … But yes .. he is doing better than….sitting like a coward in hostel ( like a few have mention n …no of times ) and even much better than the Maoist of my state ……
I back hazare not for winning or bringing change …I back him for at least seeing what we all ignored!!!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

he gets me


Well this blog goes to an awesome friend of mine ....( ok not that close ) but a lot of similarities between us . Love GURU as we call her. A girl with outgoing personality and a genuine heart ...A rare combination to have in girls .By the way this girl and a guy friend of mine are a common inspiration to write this blog. 


The first post needs to bring a lot of marketing for me ...Hence my obvious choice to write a blog would be on Relationship !!! " As they say , what sells is what is to be sold ". So I pick up rather a mediocre topic ...
Why are girls like that?? Yes , to start with a statement most men throw at their girlfriends , wives , ex girlfriends and ex-wives . Fun its is ,rather mockery among the moustache holders . So how does the skirt section feels about the same?

Umm the next few paragraphs is a comprehension of many of my female friends / knows / enemies...
When men say we don't understand you . The first thought that comes is , its Ok even we don’t get ourselves most times . Just ensure you act that you understand us and sooner or later you would learn to bear with us. Other who have their own high personality may get offended, others on low may even evaluate themselves .Is there something wrong with me ?? Is must be my fault? Will he leave me and blah blah!!! 
So here it goes ...The love GURU has her own thesis on this, but to be very honest I feel it’s a commonality. Girls are too filmy and too unpredictable. 
They always want a way between. See ...the underlying psychology is He get me without me asking for it!! WOW ... But the other side of the spectrum is a set of jerks and nerd . Sorry for the hard words ...but me being a female ...feels good tht way. They are too simple.If they want something they would just ask and done!!! . I wanna kiss U . and done ,.
But this side is a  little different . Say if u buy me a platinum diamond combo ....woow
I wish somebody does that for me . Ill go mad . But I cannot ask for it , you have to do that on your own . Now thats the trick . Even if you have opened a joint account with me and each penny you earn is mine , but makes no difference unless you express it and bring that thing to me .  So I shall keep hinting you ….if I ask for it and you give me that its worth less ….



Yes ….since the worth of gift is more than the feel of flaunting  on my female friends that ....yes he is my man .... He has no issue to get me ....He is diff and special unlike all yours ...he gets me without asking for it !!!

Ideas Inspired from – Love GURU …

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Before U Try it !!!

To all those fellow coorporates of mine ...Miss jain is terribly terrible with her grammer / composition and spell . Even though Mr Gates blessed us all with those MS tools , I still apolozige for any silly mistake I make here .
 
Reading the content here is straight on the risk of reader !!!


Last thanks for taking the risk of deciphering aakansha with out you being a supercomputer to do that !!!